by Jennifer Squires Biller
Happy Thanksgiving! (Or as Marshall from How I Met Your Mother would say, “Happy Slapsgiving.")
As you sit down today with your turkey, stuffing and dysfunctional family members, don’t forget to take a moment to give thanks for all the blessings in your life. As your TV maven, I’m counting my TV blessings. Here’s a quick rundown of what I’m thankful for.
The DVR
Whether you’ve got a TiVo or a FauxVo, let’s take time to be thankful for this technological wizard. The ability to pause, rewind and fast forward live television is the best invention to hit the television world in the last decade. Don’t believe me? You try watching the Dancing With the Stars results show without the fast forward button.
TV writers
As much as I nitpick show plot points and am sometimes too quick to criticize scripted shows, the reality is, TV writing is still top notch. Try watching an episode of The Bachelor or any other reality show, and you’ll be sending a thank you card to the Writers Guild of America, too.
TV romances
I love a good romance, and TV has plenty of them. From Pam and Jim, to Derek and Meredith, to Betty and Henry, I’m thankful that the TV landscape still gives us a little love. (Or in Meredith’s case, a lot of love. She can’t seem to stay out of the on-call room for her booty calls.)
TV on DVD
The mere fact that I no longer have to record my favorite TV shows on ancient VHS tapes is reason enough for TV on DVD to be on this list. Add in the fact that most TV DVD collections provide episode commentary from the actors, deleted scenes, and blooper reels, and it’s no wonder my VHS tape collection has gone the way of the dodo bird. Really, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen bloopers such as Smallville’s Lex Luthor passing gas in a pivotal scene.
Original programming
Copycat shows are all over the TV dial. It’s sometimes difficult to distinguish between any of the myriad procedural crime dramas or medical dramas. So, we must rejoice when networks take chances on original shows that aren’t copycats of what we’ve seen before. Pushing Daisies is this year’s best example. (A pie maker who can bring dead things back to life definitely qualifies as original.) So does Scrubs, a medical show with a fantasy element. Only Scrubs could pull off a musical number called “Everything Comes Down to Poo.”
Tube Talk Readers – I’ve been writing this column now for three years. Some of you found me through the newspaper, while others found me on the Web. Readers all over the world stop by the site on a daily basis, and I’m thankful for each and every one of you who share my love of the television genre. I especially love those of you who leave comments, even when it’s “Tube Talk Girl, you’re an idiot."
Happy Thanksgiving, Tubers! Go easy on the turkey.
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Tube Talk Girl gives thanks
Posted by tube talk girl at Thursday, November 22, 2007 32 comments
Commentary with a Co-ed: Favorite Thanksgiving episodes
by Ashley Gouveia
If you’re like me and can’t bear to sit through The Annual Dog Show this Thanksgiving then I have something for you.
I have put together a list of my top favorite Thanksgiving episodes of TV shows, past and present. So before, during or after you all have eaten some turkey with cranberry, check out these episodes.
Friends, Season Eight. “The One with the Rumor”: Or as I like to call it, “The One with Brad Pitt.” I have lost count on how many times I’ve watched this episode. It never gets old to me. It’s still as funny as the first time I watched it. Ah, before Brangelina. It seems like a lifetime ago. Between Rachel’s “teeny-weenie” and Joey’s Thanksgiving pants, there are plenty of laugh-out-loud moments to burn off that extra piece of cheesecake.
The O.C, Season One. “The Homecoming”: Season one, The Golden Age of the series. This was the episode that showcased the hilarity of Seth Cohen at its best. His constant prevention of having his mother cook to his secret rendezvous sessions with both Summer and Anna are just some of the highlights. Then when the girls caught on to what was really going on…holy awkward! The Cohen house was definitely eventful that Thanksgiving. This one is not to be missed.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season Four. “Pangs”: Angel returned, Xander had syphilis, Spike was tied to a chair, and did I mention Angel returned? This was part of the greatly missed Buffy/Angel crossover events that The WB always liked to do. Oh, the good ol’ days. All Buffy wanted was a nice Thanksgiving dinner and she ended up having to battle a Chumash tribe all before their first slice of turkey. How hysterical was it when Xander, Anya and Willow had to come peddling to her rescue on bicycles? Season four wasn’t my favorite but this episode stood out among the pack.
Ugly Betty, Season One. “Four Thanksgivings and a Funeral”: How can anyone forget Marc and Amanda dressing up in designer duds and putting on a musical number in Wilhelmina’s office? Hysterical! Plus, we got to see how much Betty would do for Daniel. Let’s not forgot she crossed the parade route and almost got run over by the Queer Eye guys riding a giant turkey. That girl needs to ask for a raise. We got to see more of Santos in the Casa de Suarez, which was always a good thing. This was an episode that I couldn’t leave off the list.
I hope you all check out these Thanksgiving-themed episodes of some of my favorite shows. I’ve got my DVD sets ready! Also, do you have a favorite moment from the episodes above? If you have some other favorite Thanksgiving episodes let me know. Have some extra stuffing and enjoy! Happy Turkey Day!
Commentary with a Co-Ed is a weekly column at Tube Talk new every Thursday.
Posted by tube talk girl at Thursday, November 22, 2007 6 comments
Labels: Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Commentary With a Co-Ed, Friends, The O.C., Ugly Betty
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Strike update
If you haven’t heard, talks are set to resume between the TV writers and producers on Monday, November 26.
Both sides are set to return to the negotiating table and hopefully end this strike.
TV writers and many actors have been picketing since the strike began on Nov. 5. The writers are asking for more compensation from DVD sales and new media such as online episodes and those downloaded to iPods and cell phones.
For those of you wanting to get involved in the strike, please check out this Web site from the striking writers and their Pencils 2 Media Moguls campaign.
Let’s hope that talks go well on Monday. If not, it’s going to be a long, cold winter.
Posted by tube talk girl at Wednesday, November 21, 2007 0 comments
Labels: News, TV writers strike
Scott Baio is a daddy
Perpetual bachelor Scott Baio became a father on Friday, according to Life & Style.
Baio and his fiancée Renee Sloan weren’t expecting their new arrival until December, but their baby daughter came early. The little girl weighed 5 lbs., 10 oz.
No name for the newborn was released.
Baio returned to television this year in his own reality show, Scott Baio is 45…and Single to examine his commitment-phobe behavior and player ways.
Does anyone else see the karma in the fact that Baio had a daughter and not a son? Yeah, me too.
Posted by tube talk girl at Wednesday, November 21, 2007 0 comments
Labels: News, Scott Baio
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Jennie Garth dances her last dance
Jennie Garth and partner Derek Hough failed to get the votes required to make it another week on Dancing With the Stars, despite having a “breakthrough” performance that finally earned them 10s.
The final three contestants remaining are Marie Osmond, Mel B, and Helio Castroneves.
Take a moment to digest.
OK. I’m going to be frank here. It’s time for some tough love, folks. Why are you voting for Marie Osmond?
I know she’s beautiful. That smile could power the universe for a week. And yes, she’s entertaining and fun and a bit kooky at times. And I’m sure she’s a nice lady. But she IS NOT as good a dancer as Helio, Mel B or Jennie. (Or even Cameron and Sabrina before her.)
I get that this show has turned into a popularity contest, so I’m going to appeal to those of you who are actually taking the time to vote. Marie has a huge fan base and probably scores thousands of other votes from her enormous family and friend base. So, if you want the best dancers in the finale, Helio and Mel B, then get on the phone next week, people. Because I promise you a gaggle of Osmonds will be dialing for Marie.
Mel B and Maks were so good on Monday’s show that they scored perfect 10s for both dances, and deservedly so. They have such chemistry and powerful moves, that I can’t stop watching them. Maks’ choreography was riveting. Mel’s series of walking splits was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen on the show. (Julianne’s flying flip turn last week also scores a mention.)
Julianne and Helio also wowed the crowd Monday, as usual. Once again, Helio proved that even with no dance experience or history of performing, he knows how to win over a crowd. These two are so much fun to watch that I look forward to them each week.
My final bit of tough love is for the judges. I know they’re trying to encourage all the contestants by rewarding them with high scores, but it’s time the judges gave the 9 and 10 paddles a rest. If they truly want the best dancers to end up in the finale, then they need to separate the pack. In other words, sevens and eights for “very good” dancing and nines and 10s for “excellent” dancing.
It was good to see Sabrina and Mark dancing again. But, the camera man seemed to be much more interested in close-ups of Avril Lavigne singing than the incredible dancing display occurring on the floor. Lavigne’s song “Complicated” was an appropriate choice for Sabrina and Mark to dance to, because their routine was indeed that. There were so many lifts and complicated tricks, it seemed almost like a gymnastics routine instead of a ballroom dance. Still, it was incredible.
See ya next week!
Posted by tube talk girl at Tuesday, November 20, 2007 12 comments
Labels: Dancing With the Stars, News
NBC auctioning props
The first auction has some fun items. As of 2 p.m. Michael Scott’s watch from The Office, worn by Steve Carell, was up to $205. Tim Riggins’ football jersey from Friday Night Lights, worn by Taylor Kitsch, was up to $170 (sweat may be included,) and a football autographed by several FNL cast members was up to $105.
Some items weren’t doing so well, though. Poor Sam (Vanessa Marcil) from Las Vegas. Her doggie carrier for Reggie hadn’t earned one bid yet. But Danny’s letterman jacket, worn and autographed by cutie Josh Duhamel, was up to $90.
Heroes seemed to be generating the most interest. The original painting of the cheerleader, Claire Bennet, was up to a whopping $2,500.
Now, before you go firing off the angry e-mails at me about helping a greedy network hawk its merchandise, you should know that a portion of the proceeds are going to the United Way and its organizations.
Posted by tube talk girl at Tuesday, November 20, 2007 4 comments
Labels: Friday Night Lights, Heroes, Josh Duhamel, Las Vegas, News, The Office, Vanessa Marcil
The 50 Greatest TV icons airs tonight
If you missed it the first time around (like I did,) then you’ve still got time to check out the TV Land special The 50 Greatest TV Icons.
The show will rerun tonight at 5 p.m. and several other times this week. (Check out the schedule at the end of this post.)
The list is interesting. It includes the biggies, Oprah, Carol Burnett, Jerry Seinfeld and, of course, Johnny Carson as number one. There are some fun names on the list as well: Lassie, Homer Simpson, Kermit and George Clooney.
A couple names, though, made me scratch my head in shock. Jennifer Aniston? It must have been the haircut that earned her that spot.
Here’s the schedule for upcoming airings:
11/20 5 p.m.
11/21 12 p.m.
11/21 10 p.m.
11/24 12:30 a.m.
11/24 10 a.m.
Posted by tube talk girl at Tuesday, November 20, 2007 0 comments
Labels: George Clooney, Jerry Seinfeld, News, Oprah Winfrey
Lost webisodes
Lost fans that can’t wait for the show’s return, you can get a small fix from the new Webisodes running at ABC.
ABC is showing 13 never-before-seen small stories. So far, there are two up and running.
The first one is the adventure of Hurley and Frogurt and precedes Hurley’s date with Libby. The second one features Jack and his father, a moment before Jack was set to marry.
I know many of you have sworn off watching Webisodes, due to the writer’s strike. But as your TV information maven, I’m compelled to pass on any and all news, especially when it involves Hurley and Jack.
Posted by tube talk girl at Tuesday, November 20, 2007 0 comments
Labels: Lost, Matthew Fox, News
Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas return tonight to Dancing With the Stars
They have admitted that they're a couple. Tonight, Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas will take that sizzling chemistry back to the dance floor.
For the first time in the history of Dancing With the Stars, a couple that was voted off has been asked back to do a complete feature dance in the same season. A little birdie told me the routine even has lifts. (Cover your eyes Carrie Ann!)
Apparently, even the show producers believe that Sabrina should have been in the semi-finals and are giving her a chance to dance in the semi-finale episode. While it won’t be for a shot at the mirror-ball trophy, it will be for the pleasure of the audience.
Sabrina was the best dancer. I always loved watching her and Mark. Now that we know there’s a little something-something going on with them, we may see a whole new kind of heat. Get your fans, folks, it’s about to get hot up in here!
Posted by tube talk girl at Tuesday, November 20, 2007 7 comments
Labels: Dancing With the Stars, News
Monday, November 19, 2007
Tube Talk Girl returns from vacation
Bonjour, Tubers!
You may have noticed that this blog has been dark since last Thursday. Well, it wasn’t due to a writer’s strike. It was due to a much-needed vacation. (Hey, even Tube Talk Girl needs a break from time to time.)
I’m back from the great white north, also known as Montreal, Quebec.
I’ve returned with a new appreciation for DVRs, bi-lingual people, and French bread. (You try living a week without the ability to pause, rewind or fast-forward live television. Then, try asking directions from someone who speaks only French. Then, take a bite of the delicious croissants and French bread served daily in Montreal, and you’ll want to throw out your regular 35-calorie-per-slice of Heiners bread, too.)
My plan was to blog on a daily basis during vacation, so I wouldn’t let down my regular readers. But after seeing the Internet rates at the Montreal Sheraton, I changed my mind. Don’t hold it against me. If it makes you feel better, it was a slow news weekend.
I’m back on the job, as of right now. I’ll be catching you up on all the TV news we’ve missed and talking about some of my favorite shows. (Cooper fired Sam on Las Vegas?!!! What?)
For those of you who missed me, like the Desperate Housewives miss drama, tune in to Magic 106.5 tomorrow morning between 7-8 a.m., and I’ll be giving you, and my pal Jack Logar, the Tube Talk report.
Until then, bonsoir!
Posted by tube talk girl at Monday, November 19, 2007 5 comments
Labels: Las Vegas, News, Tube Talk Girl
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Commentary with a Co-ed: Smallville's Lana Fu
by Ashley Gouveia
She’s faster than a locomotive and can shoot fire from her eyes. It’s not Kara I’m talking about; it’s Super Lana. Yeah, that’s not a typo. Last week, Lana got struck by lightning and was given Clark’s abilities. I told myself that if Lana’s feet ever left the ground, I was shutting it off. However, I stuck with it, and was pleasantly surprised at how much I didn’t hate it.
Don’t get me wrong. There were plenty of moments where I almost threw up my dinner. Sex quake, anyone? Did they really have to go there? But the saving grace for me was everyone’s reaction to Lana’s wrath. Clark and Chloe were clearly disturbed by how Lana was spying on Lex and almost killed him. Add that to the other felonies she’s committed, and I would say that would freak out anyone.
Clark, open your eyes. The girl’s crazy!
I think Lionel said it best when he asked Clark if he ever really took a good look at Lana. Of course, that was followed by denial and a change in conversation. I was cheering Clark on in the final scene when he called Lana out on her actions. He started off strong and made it clear to her that what she did was inexcusable. But, it all ended with Clark, once again, blaming himself for everything. As hard as it may be to believe, Lana does have a mind of her own and is responsible for her actions.
My favorite scene of the episode was the Chloe and Lana confrontation. This has been a long time coming. I am one of the fans that never bought these two as ever being close friends. So when I saw Chloe warn Lana that she would not allow her to hurt Clark, I literally stood up and cheered. Chloe has thrown down the gauntlet. The look on Lana’s face was priceless when she realized what side Chloe was on. Kristin Kreuk and Allison Mack did an amazing job in that scene.
Lex wasn’t the only person who felt Lana’s fury. Lois got herself thrown through a glass door when she tried to prevent Lana from pummeling Grant -‘I’m way too young for this job’-Gabriel. I knew there was something off with McEditor as soon as he hired Lois at the Daily Planet. Who is he working for? My money is on Lionel. Also, that black ooze spilling out of the container looked oddly familiar. Hmm, what could it be?
This wasn’t one of my favorite episodes, but it did have some good elements with Clark perhaps opening his eyes a little bit and Chloe stepping up to protect Clark. Tonight, Helen Slater is back as Clark’s biological mom. The episodes that are more Kryptonian based are always interesting to me so I’m excited for it. ‘Til next week.
Commentary with a Co-Ed is a weekly column at Tube Talk new every Thursday.
Posted by tube talk girl at Thursday, November 15, 2007 5 comments
Labels: Allison Mack, Commentary With a Co-Ed, Smallville
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Joshua Jackson’s Grey’s Anatomy role on hold
This writers’ strike is claiming more casualties every day. Add Joshua Jackson to the list.
Jackson was scheduled to join Grey’s Anatomy as a guest star for several episodes, (as reported here a few weeks ago.) Now, his appearance is on hold “indefinitely” according to TV Guide.
Sad news indeed. I was so looking forward to Jackson roaming the halls of Seattle Grace, wearing his lab coat and showcasing his charming, um…sarcasm. Yeah, sarcasm.
The real shocker in this story isn’t that Jackson’ s appearance is on hold; it’s who he was going to be romantically paired with. You’d better sit down for this.
Cristina Yang was about to become one lucky gal. Burke who? Jackson was going to be involved with Sandra Oh's character, according to TV Guide’s Michael Ausiello.
It just seems wrong, doesn’t it? I can’t see him with Cristina. If it were Meredith, I could understand. She gets drunk and does stupid things,(and sometimes her co-workers.) I could also see him paired with Izzie. She’s slowly working her way through the male doctors on staff, so why not the new guy? If I had to choose his female companion though, I’d say pair him with Callie. She’s newly single and deserves to show George that she can score a hottie, too.
But all this speculation may be futile. If this strike doesn’t end soon, who knows if we’ll ever get to see Jackson in Seattle Grace, let alone showing of his medical “skills” with Cristina.
Posted by tube talk girl at Wednesday, November 14, 2007 4 comments
Labels: Grey's Anatomy, Joshua Jackson, News
Big Shots isn’t canceled
Despite a report at Deadline Hollywood and several other Web sites that Big Shots was finished, TV Guide’s Michael Ausiello said that isn’t the case.
In his Wednesday chat, Ausiello clarified the rumors:
“Despite widespread reports, ABC has not canceled Big Shots. Not yet anyway.”
That’s good news for all you Dylan McDermott, Michael Vartan, Nia Long, Joshua Malina fans, right?
Big Shots is off the air for the next couple weeks but returns with a new episode on November 29 on ABC.
Posted by tube talk girl at Wednesday, November 14, 2007 18 comments
Labels: Big Shots, Dylan McDermott, Michael Vartan, News
Cameron Mathison eliminated from Dancing With the Stars
It wasn’t kryptonite that did in “Superman” Cameron Mathison on Dancing With the Stars. Apparently it was Marie Osmond’s soaring popularity that kept this week’s lowest scorer from elimination and resulted in Mathison’s exit.
I fully expected Mathison to be in the semi-finals. He had improved each week, and he had just finished an appearance at Super Soap Weekend at Disney World that I thought would have generated him thousands of fan votes.
I didn’t love Cameron’s dances this week; they seemed too choppy and had too many of the same poses he and Edyta have done before. That said, Cam’s hips in the cha-cha-cha were “hip-notizing.” His moves were smooth, but in between cha-chas, he just seemed to stop dancing and go into a hold pose. However, I think he and Edyta would have pulled it together in the end to finally get the 10s he wanted so badly.
I can’t help but take slight issue with some of Cameron’s choreography. (Sorry Edyta!) I’m going to sound a little like Len here, but they always seemed to start their routine ”flitting about” without getting down to the dancing.
Plenty of you are fighting mad that Cam got the boot, if my overflowing e-mail box is any indication. I feel your pain, Tubers. I think it’s time we all come to terms with the fact that despite the judges’ continued pronouncements that this is a dance competition, I disagree. I think it’s become a popularity contest. And if the judges don’t start judging those who don’t dance as well more harshly - I’m talking about scoring them sevens instead of eights - then I don’t see how the best dancers are ever going to win this thing.
If Marie wins it will be a real travesty. Yes, she’s adorable and a fantastic entertainer, but she’s not the best dancer. In fact, she’s the weakest dancer of the group, yet her popularity keeps her in the competition. I sympathize with her, too. She fainted on national TV and lost her father last week. But, honestly, the sympathy vote should not keep her in this competition.
I was rooting for Mathison, so now I’m not sure who to give my Tube Talk endorsement to, perhaps Mel and Maks or Helio and Julianne. Mel and Maks are so hot when they step on the floor that I can’t take my eyes off of them, but Helio and Julianne are the couple I look most forward to watching. They’re so much fun that I usually can’t stop smiling when they dance, and Julianne’s choreography seems to be at a different level than the other pros.
I’m so surprised that Jennie Garth has never been in the bottom two. She’s a good dancer, but seems so nervous that she doesn’t seem to have much fun out there, except on results nights when she seems so relaxed. Her jive was “limp” this week, and even Len said he didn’t think she deserved to be in the semi-finals. I was sure she or Marie would get the boot this week and not my Cam. But, I was wrong. Never underestimate the power of Beverly Hills 90210 fans.
Next week, voters, I’m begging, send Marie home. It’s already a joke that two of the best dancers won’t be in the finals, (Sabrina and Cameron.) Stop the madness!
Posted by tube talk girl at Wednesday, November 14, 2007 16 comments
Labels: Dancing With the Stars, News
Monday, November 12, 2007
TV Blogs Go Dark in Solidarity with the Writers Guild of America
Many writers depend on residuals for a stable income, and that income shouldn't be based on an outdated formula which ignores the existence of new media and all but a tiny percentage of DVD sales. The talented writers responsible for so much of what we love about television should and must be paid fairly and equitably, and we will stand with them until they reach that goal. For everyone's sake, and for the sake of television, we hope both sides can come to an agreement quickly.
To further that goal, we are calling on our readers to sign this petition and to contact the following television networks, voicing support for the writers and for a return to the negotiating table:
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After the blackout, we intend to continue our campaign to support the WGA until the dispute has been resolved fairly. Since we will not be posting any new content on the 13th, we encourage our readers to visit United Hollywood instead for frequent updates about the strike.
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Posted by tube talk girl at Monday, November 12, 2007 8 comments
Labels: News, Tube Talk Girl, TV writers strike
View host names her baby boy
Elisabeth Hasselbeck revealed the name of her new baby boy on The View Monday, via telephone.
Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck was born Friday in Arizona and weighed 7 pounds, 15 ounces.
Hasselbeck is currently on maternity leave and living in Arizona with her husband, Tim, who is a backup quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals.
Posted by tube talk girl at Monday, November 12, 2007 0 comments
Labels: Elisabeth Hasselbeck, News, The View
Former Buffy star poses for Maxim
The former Buffy the Vampire Slayer star is steaming up the pages of the November 20 issue of Maxim in various states of undress.
We haven’t seen much news on Gellar lately, and in the Maxim interview she explains why. She’s currently promoting three new films, in which she plays a pop star, a lawyer and a porn star. From the look of the Maxim cover, I’d say she nailed the latter role.
Check out Gellar’s sexy photos and interview here.
Posted by tube talk girl at Monday, November 12, 2007 4 comments
Labels: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, News
Let’s talk TV: The week in review
Brothers and Sisters
I’m about to make a bold statement. Brothers and Sisters is the best drama on television right now. Last night’s intervention episode showed just how compelling television can be when all the pieces fall in place. And by all the pieces I mean tight, top-notch writing and superb acting. Dave Annable and Sally Field made me cry. And that’s hard to do during the weekend! The beauty of Brothers and Sisters is the creative balance of humor and drama. Even in the midst of a heart-wrenching drug intervention, the Walkers can still make me smile with a one-liner or a sarcastic barb. If you’re not watching this show, do yourself a favor and tune in. If nothing else, it will make your family holiday dinners seem much less dysfunctional.
Grey’s Anatomy
Can we please stop with all the George and Izzie booty calls? I think I speak for most of us when I say, “Ewwww!” And what was the deal with the fantasy and the tub? On second thought, I don’t want to know. My jaw hit the floor when Izzie called George the best sex she’d ever had. Huh? Did she forget about all those smoking hot encounters with Alex? I’m begging here, Grey’s honchos, please stop this madness. As for Meredith, I didn’t think it was possible to dislike her character more than I already did, but well done, writers; mission accomplished. Meredith’s constant verbal abuse of Lexie is working my last nerve. I was cheering when Lexie finally broke and screamed, “Screw you!” You go, Lexie. And can we all do a happy dance for Bailey, that she finally got the job she deserved all along. Although, that strange crying outburst with the chief, after he told her, seemed a little out of character for tough-as-nails Bailey. Finally, Mr. Man Tart, Mark Sloan, is adorable. But, I think his attempts to flirt with Hahn are futile. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t play for his team.
Back to You
I love it when TV shows pay tribute to other TV shows, and Back to You tipped its hat to Buffy the Vampire Slayer this week. Former Buffy star Charisma Carpenter guest starred on this week’s episode of Back to You, and her son was named - wait for it - Zander. Hysterical!
The Office
Jim Halpert, my heart aches for you. (Not the way you’re thinking, Tubers!) On Thursday, it appeared that Jim was facing the sad realization that he could easily become Michael, if he stayed at Scranton for the foreseeable future. The camera caught his look of utter devastation, and it was heartbreaking. Don’t worry, Jim. There is no way you could ever become as silly as Michael. His over-the-top antics are getting more and more ridiculous. A nature retreat man vs. wild? Come on.
Men in Trees
What is it about women on ABC shows waxing their own eyebrows before their weddings? It never ends well. It was a disaster for Grey’s Anatomy Cristina and the same thing happened to poor Annie on Men in Trees. Ladies, it’s like $15-$20 to have a professional cosmetologist wax your eyebrows. I’m just saying. This episode was laugh-out-loud funny, as wedding preparations got underway. And in true Elmo fashion, chaos ensued. The minister quit, the reception hall closed down, the mothers were feuding, the cat lost the rings, and the location was a bust. If that weren’t enough, scary wild wolves descended on the town and cornered poor Marin in a to-die-for cliffhanger. I don’t know about anyone else, but that scene gave me a flashback to my youth when I watched a similar episode of Little House on the Prairie featuring an angry wild pack of wolves that scarred me for life.
Bones
I know I’m in the minority here, but I love Booth and Cam. Their pretense of a relationship to fool her family had me in stitches. Bones didn’t seem quite so happy about it, though, did she? Oh well, maybe she and Booth can talk about it at couples therapy. Also, I can’t wait to see Angela’s husband. I haven’t seen so much build up for an off-screen character since the days of Cheers’ Norm and his often-mentioned wife. And did you guys recognize Sam Jones, formerly Pete on Smallville, as the gay scientist? Little Pete is all grown up now.
Ugly Betty
Matron of honor Posh Spice was campy, and in perfect Ugly Betty fashion, so was the wedding of Willie and Bradford. Amanda entertained the packed church of uptight society folks with her version of “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.” Yes, it was as funny as it sounds. Marc’s shaggy boyfriend finally embraced his inner metrosexual and got a shave, a haircut and wardrobe to die for. But, that wasn’t the biggest shock of the night. That honor went to Bradford, collapsing with a heart attack during the ceremony, after Daniel told him that his Wilhemena was cheating. In an episode so packed with humor, drama and camp, it seemed there was room for little else but wedding details, but wrong. Daniel found out Betty had known about Willie’s boy toy all along, and fired Betty for not telling. Yes, it got ugly. With so many surprises in this episode, I can’t imagine what’s left for next week. But knowing the Ugly Betty folks, I’m sure I won’t be disappointed.
Smallville
OK, I’m just going to say it. The opening scenes of newly super-empowered Lana and Clark having such “super” sex that it literally shattered the Earth and caused seismic tremors all over Smallville was groan-worthy. On the plus side, Clark finally got some, which apparently has been a problem in the past due to his super strength and Lana’s mere mortal abilities. Yeah, I didn’t want to think about it either, so thanks Smallville writers for going there. I always enjoy badass Lana, when she morphs into Lana Fu and kicks butt. But I really enjoy the Lana and Lex interaction. Those two are hot. Their kiss had more chemistry going on than one of Lex’s secret laboratories. What a shame Smallville has wasted all these years with Lana and Clark, when she and Lex are downright combustible. I find Lana bearable when she’s sparring with Lex or about to electrocute him. As for Chloe, it’s clear that Jimmy is moving on with Kara. I say good riddance. Chloe needs to find a man worthy of her, someone who isn’t a geek or a meteor freak. Oliver is headed back to town and now that Lois is macking on her new boss, I think Chloe could use a little comforting from the Emerald Archer. And one more thing, Smallville hair people, please stop cutting Chloe’s hair!
Nip/Tuck
Christian Troy, you’ve been a bad, bad boy. Jealousy doesn’t suit Christian. His hilarious attempt to garner some attention was one of the funniest scenes on the tube this week, as he posed nude for a girly magazine and his body suffered a little, how should I put this? stage fright? Thank goodness his publicist was off camera and willing to do her part to “inflate” his… ego. In a surprising twist, Julia came to visit and dropped the news that she is now a lesbian. At least the boys can finally stop fighting over her, since she no longer plays for their team. But poor Sean, this is going to eat away at his confidence as a man. First, Julia cheated on him with a midget and now she’s sleeping with a woman. Ouch.
Posted by tube talk girl at Monday, November 12, 2007 6 comments
Labels: Back to You, Bones, Brothers and Sisters, Grey's Anatomy, Let's Talk TV, Men in Trees, Nip/Tuck, Smallville, The Office, Ugly Betty
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Strike update: How many episodes of your favorite shows are left?
You’re panicked, TV lovers, and I feel your pain.
The most common question I’m getting is, “When will (insert show name here) stop airing?” Well, a few days ago I posted a link to that handy chart from the L.A. Times telling us how many episodes of each show had been shot and, in some cases, dates were listed. But now, TV Guide’s Michael Ausiello has compiled a new chart that tells us exactly how many episodes each show has left to air.
Just how many episodes of your shows are left to air? As of Sunday, November 11, here’s the tally. I’ve included some of my favorites here for quick reference, but for a complete list, see Ausiello’s novel.
Boston Legal, nine left
Bones, six left
Brothers & Sisters, after tonight five left
Chuck, six left
Desperate Housewives, after tonight three left
Friday Night Lights, nine left
Grey’s Anatomy, four left
Heroes, four left
Lost, eight left
Men in Trees, 14 left
One Tree Hill, 12 left
Private Practice, four or five left
Pushing Daisies, four left
Reaper, three to five left
Samantha Who, eight left
Scrubs, nine left
Smallville, eight left
Ugly Betty, five or six left
Posted by tube talk girl at Sunday, November 11, 2007 2 comments
Labels: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Friends, News, Seinfeld, The Office, TV writers strike
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Is Big Shots finished?
Deadline Hollywood reported earlier this week that those associated with the show were told they would not be coming back after the strike.
If this is true - and I say “if” until I see something officially confirmed - then what are your thoughts? Would you be glad to see it go? Was Big Shots a big letdown, or do you love the show?
I was one of the few TV critics who actually liked it. McDermott, Michael Vartan, Nia Long and Peyton List are enormously entertaining and the writing was getting better each week.
Posted by tube talk girl at Saturday, November 10, 2007 27 comments
Labels: Big Shots, Dylan McDermott, Michael Vartan, News
Friday, November 09, 2007
Strike update day 4: Only one more episode of The Office left
Photo: Actresses Marcia Cross, and Eva Longoria Parker and writer Marc Cherry of Desperate Housewives show their support for the writers' strike.
Office star Jenna Fischer said that the funniest Office episode ever written wouldn’t be shot until the strike ends. It involved Pam and Jim going to dinner at Michael and Jan’s house. Sigh. This is killing me, people. Killing me.
I don’t blame the writers, though. Daniels went on to say in the E! interview that there were 7 million downloads of The Office on iTunes last year, of which the writers aren’t seeing a nickel. It’s wrong, Tubers, and as frustrated as you are by this whole mess affecting your TV viewing, you should be equally as frustrated for the folks who are basically writing for free.
As day four of the strike is underway, here’s a look at some strike news from around the Web.
Posted by tube talk girl at Friday, November 09, 2007 3 comments
Labels: Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, News, The Office, TV writers strike
Thursday, November 08, 2007
“Ed” visits Scrubs
Thomas Cavanagh, who I’ll always remember as the dearly departed Ed Stevens, is guest starring on Scrubs tonight.
Cavanagh is reprising his role as J.D.’ brother, Dan Dorian. Dan returns to town and tells J.D. that it’s time to “grow up.”
Longtime Scrubs viewers know that Dan wasn’t exactly the pillar of maturity an older brother should be, so this should be good. Hello, pot; meet kettle.
Cavanagh and Zach Braff look alike and have an easy chemistry that I always find compelling. Thank you, Scrubs show runner Bill Lawrence for bringing back one of my TV favorites, even if his name is no longer Ed Stevens.
Catch Scrubs tonight at 9:30 p.m. ET on NBC.
Posted by tube talk girl at Thursday, November 08, 2007 2 comments
Labels: Ed, News, Scrubs, Thomas Cavanagh, Zach Braff
Commentary with a Co-ed: An Ugly Betty Wedding
Tonight, we’re all invited to the wedding of the year. Bradford Meade and Wilhelmina Slater are tying the knot on Ugly Betty.
I think it’s safe to say that these nuptials won’t be going off without a hitch. There’s the always-impending threat of Claire Meade showing up, with Yoga, to finish Willy off. Last we heard, they were off to Italy and never coming back. Judith Light was so fantastic as Mommy Meade that it would be a shame to not bring her back.
One concern that many people have about going to weddings is if they have a date. Maybe Betty can bring Henry, now that they’re ousted as a couple. Is Betty even going to the wedding? I’m thinking probably not, since Wilhelmina basically threatened to send her father back to Mexico faster than she can say “Guadalajara.” Oh Betty, you‘re in way over your head. This whole Henry thing is way too complicated. Let’s just dump him for the cute sandwich guy and be done with it.
The secret Henry/Betty love affair plot last week was a little too over-the-top. Although, it was great to see Daniel taking care of Betty, instead of the other way around. I’m not sure if he was the best person to be giving out relationship advice, but it was nice to see that he cares enough to tell her that she’s making a mistake.
I’m sure Marc will be front and center on Willy’s big day. But like he told Amanda, he doesn’t like “going stag, hag!” Will Cliff make an appearance? That would be nice to see. However, could you imagine the Amanda/Marc antics that could happen before, during, and after the “I do’s”? It would be too hysterical to pass up. That scene in the women’s bathroom last week was priceless. Marc’s face when Willy walked out of the stall was hilarious. Michael Urie always has the best reactions.
Since the bride’s offspring couldn’t make it due to a “monkey bite,” who better to fill in as maid of honor than Posh herself. It should be interesting to see how Mrs. Beckham handles Willy’s bridezilla moments. She’s hard to handle, normally; I can’t imagine how she’ll be before she walks down the aisle. Quick, everyone hide behind the Jimmy Choo’s!
Commentary with a Co-Ed is a weekly column at Tube Talk new every Thursday.
Posted by tube talk girl at Thursday, November 08, 2007 3 comments
Labels: Commentary With a Co-Ed, Ugly Betty
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Writers' strike update
I realize that it seems all I’ve been blogging about lately is the TV writers’ strike. But, there is so much going on with this story that I’m trying my best to keep you informed. Here’s a look at strike news from around the Web.
The strike could go on until 2008. (Variety)
Former Disney head Michael Eisner calls the writers’ strike stupid. (Reuters)
Shonda Rhimes is refusing to help wrap up episodes of Grey’s Anatomy and Private Practice that are already in the works. (Variety)
Lost could be postponed until 2009. (TV Guide)
Steve Carell of The Office didn’t show up for work and some of his cast mates followed his lead. (AOL)
Posted by tube talk girl at Wednesday, November 07, 2007 1 comments
Labels: Eva Longoria, Greg Grunberg, News, Private Practice, The Office, TV writers strike
Writers strike 101
Are you confused as to what the TV writers strike is all about? Then look no further than this excellent explanation. It’s essentially the “TV Writers Strike for Dummies.” Hit play below or click here.
Thanks to Ducky for the tip.
Posted by tube talk girl at Wednesday, November 07, 2007 5 comments
Labels: TV writers strike, Videos
The Office workers on strike
The Office is closed! Some of my favorite actors and writers from The Office are on the picket line for the TV writers strike. Check out this video to see them explain their side of the story.
Posted by tube talk girl at Wednesday, November 07, 2007 2 comments
Labels: News, The Office, Videos
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Jane Seymour eliminated from Dancing With the Stars
Dr. Quinn won’t win. She and partner Tony Dovolani failed to get the votes to keep them dancing on Dancing With the Stars.
Well done, voters! After last week’s unforgivable sendoff of Sabrina Bryan, this time you got it right.
Seymour was the worst dancer this week. As incredible as she looks, I’m sorry to say that all her dances seem alike. In a word, boring. I didn’t think anyone could make the cha-cha-cha dull, but somehow she and Tony managed to do so. Seymour needed to work on her hip movements. She didn’t have any. Perhaps Helio Castroneves or Cameron Mathison could have given her some tips. Those boys know how to gyrate.
For the second time in the history of Dancing With the Stars, a contestant was absent from the results show. This time, it was Marie Osmond, who had to fly home suddenly when her father passed away. (Seymour was absent last week due to a case of food poisoning. Her mother had passed away after the results show a few weeks ago.) It’s been one tragedy after another this season, and I’m hoping the remainder of the show will be drama free.
This week, the couples had to perform two dances, and it showed. Most of the couples perfected one of the dances, but not both. The best dance Monday night was Mel B and Maks’ Paso Doble to “Free Your Mind.” Judge Len Goodman called it “the dance of the season.” I agree. Backstage after the dance, Maks and Mel showed their cheetah paw tattoos, in support of Sabrina’s sendoff. Maks also commented to TV Guide how upset he was that Sabrina was sent packing. Everyone thought she’d be in the finals, including him.
Jennie and Derek were robbed on their sexy rumba. Only judge Bruno gave them a 10. The other judges gave them nines. Cameron and Edyta’s jive was high-energy and a real crowd pleaser, but still only earned them nines. Helio and Julianne’s samba was sexy and redeemed them with the judges, after a tango that Len took to task for lack of technique on Helio’s part.
Next week, Marie should be the one to go. (Hint, hint, voters.) But after that, it’s anyone’s game.
For me, there has never been a season like this. I don’t have a favorite. I love Cameron’s dedication and sexiness; Helio and Julianne are a fun delight; Jennie and Derek are classy; And Mel and Maks are hot.
If I had to choose, I’d say it will be Mel and Cameron in the finals. Mel is the best dancer at this point, but that could easily change as Cameron improves drastically each week. If Helio and Julianne go, I’ll be sad, though. I don’t think there has ever been a cuter, more fun-loving couple.
On a side note, what has happened to Maks this season? He seems like he’s having so much fun? He’s usually a bit cantankerous and even rude to his partner. This year, he’s all smiles. Even Len commented during the DanceCenter segment that he was shocked that Mel and Maks were getting along so well.
Also, can anyone tell me what Ken Howard is doing in the audience? Is he considering signing up for next season? I was shocked to see Kate Linder from The Young and the Restless there and former Dancing With the Stars contestant John Ratzenberger in the audience, too.
Finally, I feel for all of you viewers here in the Pittsburgh/West Virginia viewing area, who didn’t get to see Monday’s show due to the Pittsburgh Steelers coverage on ABC. If you check out the ABC Web site, you can see some of Monday’s highlights.
Posted by tube talk girl at Tuesday, November 06, 2007 6 comments
Labels: Dancing With the Stars, News
The new Knight Rider has surprising connection to old Knight Rider
It’s times like these that I think it’s possible to know too much about television.
If you haven’t heard yet, NBC is bringing back Knight Rider with a new face.
Former All My Children star Justin Bruening will play the son of the original Knight Rider in an updated version of the original TV series. The new Knight Rider will feature a Transformers-esque shape-shifting car in a two-hour pilot, according to Variety.
The real mind blower here isn’t that yet another beloved TV show is being remade. It’s the odd connection that Bruening has to the original Knight Rider, David Hasselhoff. Wrap your mind around this. The actor who played Bruening’s father, Tad Martin, on All My Children is named Michael Knight in real life. In addition, he was married to Catherine Hickland in real life, who was the first wife of actor David Hasselhoff, who played the character of Michael Knight on Knight Rider. Did you get all of that?
In short, on landing this part, Bruening will have played the son of actor Michael Knight on All My Children, the son of the character Michael Knight on Knight Rider, and in both cases, the on-screen son of two actors who were married to the same woman. Strange, right?
See? It’s not always a good thing knowing useless television/pop-culture knowledge.
Regardless of the three degrees of separation of Bruening and Hasselhoff, here’s hoping that Knight Rider is a better remake than The Bionic Woman. Bruening is a decent actor and easy on the eyes. I think he could be the next Josh Duhamel, if Knight Rider has excellent writing and effects.
Posted by tube talk girl at Tuesday, November 06, 2007 5 comments
Labels: Josh Duhamel, News, Tube Talk Girl
Writers’ strike: A plea to TV fans
If the messages of panic in my mailbox are any indication, you’re freaking out about the television writers’ strike. Rightfully so. I’m a little freaked out, too, at the prospect of no Office, or Pushing Daisies or Grey’s Anatomy.
If we want this thing resolved, I say we take action. Here’s my plan. Join me, won’t you?
I refuse to watch the reality crap-fest that will inevitably replace our beloved scripted shows, and I encourage you to do the same. If this strike lasts into January or February, we must send a message to the networks that we’re unwilling to watch sub par entertainment.
Tuning in to the reality replacement shows, simply because there is nothing else on, will simply show the networks that we endorse programming without writers. That is unacceptable.
Longtime readers of Tube Talk know I’m not a fan of reality television. In fact, the only reality shows I cover here regularly are Dancing With the Stars and American Idol.
The possibility that reality TV will be our only option is beyond depressing. (Sigh.) But, that is the reality. However, if we fail to play their reindeer games, it will send a strong message to TV producers that audiences won’t settle.
I know it’s hard to believe that I, Tube Talk Girl, would tell you to shut off the tube when the time comes, but it’s for the greater good, folks. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Those of you wanting to know what else you can do to get the writers back, here is your answer. Please take time to send a letter to the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers at 15503 Ventura Blvd, Encino, CA 91436, and tell them your thoughts.
Posted by tube talk girl at Tuesday, November 06, 2007 13 comments
Labels: Tube Talk Girl, TV writers strike
TV writer’s strike: Will your favorite show be pulled?
Photo credit: actress Julia Louis- Dreyfus on the picket line; Reuters news
These are dire times, Tubers. TV is shutting down, and it’s not pretty.
The writers whose names we’ve come to know through the years, and even those we don’t, have put down their pencils and picked up picket signs. Check out this explanation letter from the Writers Guild of America of what this strike means. It’s signed by many of our favorite show writers: Shonda Rhimes (Grey’s Anatomy); David E. Kelley (Boston Legal); Greg Daniels (The Office); Marc Cherry (Desperate Housewives) and a myriad of others.
The L.A. Times has a nifty chart listing the show titles and networks with how many episodes ahead each show has in the can. It gives you an idea of when your show will go off, if the writer’s strike isn’t resolved quickly.
The last writer’s strike was in 1988, ran 22 weeks and cost the industry an estimated $500 million. Let’s hope this one doesn’t last that long.
Posted by tube talk girl at Tuesday, November 06, 2007 7 comments
Labels: Boston Legal, Grey's Anatomy, News, Shonda Rhimes, The Office, TV writers strike
Nip/Tuck: Back to basics
I’ve seen tonight’s episode of Nip/Tuck, and it’s so deliciously good that I’m telling you to put it on your “to do” list.
Julia (Joely Richardson) returns tonight. She flies to L.A. to share some news and brings guest star Portia de Rossi with her. Sean deals with stardom, as he gains notoriety for his role on Hearts and Scalpels. And Christian poses for a nudie magazine in an effort to boost his popularity, in one of the funniest scenes ever.
The show has returned to the fun-loving boys we know and love. There isn’t a dwarf, a Carver or an evil mafia don in sight.
I’d like to say “thank you” to the writers for getting back to the basics of this show. It’s much more interesting to see Christian and Sean dealing with middle age and the superficiality of Hollywood, instead of the insane plot twists that have been cooked up over the past couple years.
In a fascinating twist, Christian, a man who his whole life has used his looks and charm to get what he wants, is coming to terms with his aging body. This isn’t a slam on Julian McMahon, because he’s still so smoking hot it should be a crime, but he actually does look older and a little less fit this year. Is it makeup and a false receding hairline for the show, or is it McMahon aging naturally? Whatever the answer, his body changes are working well because it’s rattling his confidence, especially in light of Sean’s Hollywood good looks and growing popularity.
I’m happy to see Julia returning. She and Christian still have sizzling chemistry. Check out this sneak peek of tonight’s episode to see what I mean. It picks up right after Christian finishes his naked push-ups. (Thanks to the writers for that, too.)
Nip/Tuck airs on FX at 10 p.m. Tuesdays.
Posted by tube talk girl at Tuesday, November 06, 2007 8 comments
Labels: Joely Richardson, Julian McMahon, Nip/Tuck, Tube Talk Girl
Monday, November 05, 2007
NBC is going green this week; should it?
NBC is kicking off sweeps week with an environmental campaign. All this week, you’ll see eco-friendly messages throughout NBC programs.
For example, on Scrubs, after watching An Inconvenient Truth, the Janitor vows to savethe world by becoming the Environmental Officer at Sacred Heart. On My Name is Earl, the warden asks Earl to incorporate environmentally friendly “green” messages into a skit presentation. On Chuck, Chuck visits Stanford University for “Green Weekend.”
"By creatively weaving stories concerning environmental awareness into our series, we see this as an opportunity to engage the audience andprovide a positive social message," said Ben Silverman, co-chairman of NBC. "Our ultimate goal is to entertain people while creating a conversation about a universal issue."
I applaud NBC for using its power to get people talking about the environment, but I fear this is a dangerous precedent to set. What happens if the network decides that it must get out a message that Dell computers are superior? Will our favorite characters suddenly start declaring the excellence of Dell computers? I can just hear Scrubs’ JD to Turk, “Dude, you’re getting a Dell.”
Or what happens if the social message of the week is about the atrocities in Darfur? Will we see Earl raising money for the cause and ER sending doctors?
Perhaps I should have more faith in my favorite shows to weave in the green message subtlety. But, from the press release, it doesn’t seem that subtle is playing a part here. For example, on Las Vegas, the Montecito will host an environmental conference and Delinda takes up the cause to get the staff on board. On, Friday Night Lights, Tami’s sister hits the Taylor household to encourage the family to live a green lifestyle. On 30 Rock, the network pushes its green initiative by getting David Schwimmer to become the green mascot. (Al Gore and Meredith Vieira also guest star.)
Even Days of Our Lives and the late night talk shows are producing green messages. So, get set for a week full of TV preaching the greatness of green. I’m warning you now, do don’t kill the messenger.
For more information on the green initiative, visit this NBC Web site, Green is Universal, where you can find "The More You Know" eco-friendly messages from NBC stars, green blogs from the executive producers of shows such as Las Vegas, as well as videos which willfeature highlights from the shows, celebrity public serviceannouncements, and a behind-the-scenes look at Days of Our Lives star Peter Reckell's environmentally sound home.
Posted by tube talk girl at Monday, November 05, 2007 6 comments
Labels: 30 Rock, Chuck, Daytime Dramas, Friday Night Lights, Las Vegas, My Name is Earl, News, Scrubs, Tube Talk Girl
First look: Tuesday’s House
Michael Michele is guest starring on this week’s episode of House. You may remember her from Kevin Hill, ER, Law & Order or Homocide: Life on the Street.
Check out this sneak peek clip as she spars with our favorite curmudgeon doctor.
House airs Tuesday at 9 p.m. ET on FOX.
Posted by tube talk girl at Monday, November 05, 2007 0 comments
Sunday, November 04, 2007
TV Writers set to strike Monday
by Jennifer Squires Biller
Gulp. Yes, you read the headline correctly. I thought the last-minute meeting on Sunday between the Hollywood writers and the Alliance of Motion Picture & Television Producers would resolve the dispute and I’d never have to write this story, but it didn’t.
The talented TV writers who give us entertaining stories each week for the Desperate Housewives, the doctors at Grey’s Anatomy, the Heroes saving the world, and virtually every series on the tube, are going on strike.
The scribes want a bigger portion of profits from DVD sales, shows offered on the Internet and shows offered through new media, such as cell phones and iPods. Currently, writers get only 5 cents on a typical DVD sale, according to Variety.
Beginning Monday, the writers will start picketing every major studio in Los Angeles and Rockefeller Center in New York, according to the Writers Guild of America.
What does this mean for you and your favorite shows? I don’t have all the answers, but from my research, here’s what I can tell you:
Weekly scripted shows have enough episodes completed to air into January or February, according to E!Online. Once those run dry, if the strike hasn’t been resolved, reruns, reality shows or news programs will replace the scripted shows.
The effect will be more immediate on shows that air daily, such as late night television. New episodes of Leno, Letterman, and the late-night boys won’t last long. I’ve been unable to find information on how many weeks ahead those shows are actually written. As for daytime dramas, TV Guide is reporting that the soaps have enough episodes in the can to last through January.
In short, the strike is bad news for fans of scripted television. If this isn’t resolved, imagine a world where reality television and news programs are our only choices.
Even worse, I fear it may be the final nail in the coffin for daytime dramas, which are already struggling for ratings. General Hospital, The Young and the Restless and virtually every soap opera out there never regained the monumental ratings they had in the 1980s. The soaps never bounced back in the 1990s, after the O.J. Simpson trial hijacked daytime programming for weeks. If daytime dramas are once again taken off the air, I think the viewer erosion will be permanent.
Before you start firing off angry e-mails to me about how ridiculous this strike is and all you care about is seeing McDreamy on Thursday night, let me say this. The writers are the backbones of these shows. They create the island of Lost misfits, the Pam-and-Jim Office-style romances, and the adventures on Wisteria Lane. They craft magical stories that keep us mesmerized for 22 episodes. And they do it quicker than any one can imagine.
On average, working Hollywood writers make an average of $200,000 a year, before their cut of DVD sales, according to Variety. The DVD residual amounts date back to 1984, when Hollywood unions agreed to accept a “small percentage of home video sales because the studios said the technology was untested and that the costs were high,” the trade reported.
I support the writers in this endeavor to get their piece of the Hollywood pie. As a freelance writer myself, I can tell you that writing is not an easy way to make a living. Most of us aren’t in it for the cash but for the creative high it brings.
I think we all know that there is a lot of money being made in television, and the writers seem to be one of the least valued players in the process, when in fact they should be the most valued players. Think about it; what would the world of television be without the writer? There would be no stories, no funny character quirks, no comedies to make us laugh, and no tear-jerking moments to make us ponder our own circumstances. The writer is television. Without him, there would be no Seattle Grace, no Earl living his karmic life, no Clark Kent discovering his destiny as Superman. The alternative is a world of reality television, with no imagination or creativity. And frankly, that’s a world I can do without.
Posted by tube talk girl at Sunday, November 04, 2007 4 comments
Labels: Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Lost, My Name is Earl, News, Smallville, The Office, Tube Talk Girl
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Marge Simpson hates FOX promos
Marge Simpson hates those promo ads that constantly pop up on our television screens as much as we do.
In this hilarious clip, see how Mama Simpson handles the annoying interruptions, as she tries to tell us about The Simpson’s annual Halloween special. I wish her methods would work for me!
The Simpson’s Halloween episode, Treehouse of Horror XVIII, airs Sunday at 8 p.m. on FOX.
Bart, Lisa and their friends spend Halloween night pulling pranks on unsuspecting people in Springfield. But, when they go too far, Flanders decides to spook them straight.
Posted by tube talk girl at Saturday, November 03, 2007 1 comments
Labels: News, The Simpsons
Friday, November 02, 2007
First look: Tonight’s Moonlight
OK, Moonlight fans. I know you’re waiting patiently for tonight’s episode.
Here’s a little video teaser to get you through the afternoon.
Enjoy. And you’re welcome!
Posted by tube talk girl at Friday, November 02, 2007 1 comments
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Rescue Me gets a fifth season
This just in: Rescue Me is a go for a fifth season, according to TV Guide.
FX has ordered 22 episodes of the Denis Leary firefighter drama for next season. No date is set for the debut, but production should begin in the spring, if the impending writers’ strike is resolved.
I know a lot of you were unhappy with season four of Rescue Me. (Me included. RIP Chief Jerry.) Hopefully, the show will rebound this season.
Posted by tube talk girl at Thursday, November 01, 2007 0 comments
Labels: Denis Leary, News, Rescue Me
Tonight’s TV
It’s Thursday, Tubers. You know that that means. So many good shows, so little time.
Tonight holds some especially enticing morsels for TV addicts. First, Helen Slater, Supergirl from the big-screen begins a two-episode guest role on Smallville. Slater will play Clark Kent’s Kryptonian mother, Lara.
Then, my gal Karen returns to The Office. Rashida Jones guest stars tonight. Karen will try to woo Stanley away from the Scranton branch. We’ll hopefully get some Jim/Karen closure with this episode.
If that’s not enough to get you excited, consider this. Betty and Henry have a date to see Wicked on Ugly Betty and Kim goes in to labor on Scrubs.
Here’s what I’ll be watching tonight.
8 p.m. Smallville on CW, Ugly Betty on ABC, and My Name is Earl on NBC
9 p.m. The Office on NBC, Grey’s Anatomy on ABC
9:30 p.m. Scrubs on NBC
10 p.m. Big Shots on ABC
Posted by tube talk girl at Thursday, November 01, 2007 1 comments
Labels: News, Rashida Jones, Smallville, The Office, Ugly Betty
Commentary with a Co-ed: Heroes
by Ashley Gouveia
It’s no secret that Heroes has gotten some bad reviews for its not so speedy season. I felt the same way, as many of you did. The season started off good but became unorganized and uninteresting, for the most part. For three weeks, I hadn’t watched a single episode. I was tired of amnesiac Peter and Black-Eyed Twins. I wanted my old Heroes back. Well, I think it’s making a slow return.
The Hiro and Kenseii story has been the most boring for me. It was a cool idea to literally drop Hiro into his favorite childhood story. But there just wasn’t enough development for those characters. I didn’t really get why we should care about these people. But after Hiro finally got the girl, and unintentionally betrayed his longtime hero, things got interesting.
Do I still want him to stay in 1671? No! One more episode is the maximum, then, he needs to get his butt back in the present day.
Speaking of characters that I don’t care about, let’s talk about Paulo and Nikki. I mean, Maya and Alejandro. Adding Sylar to the mix was a good way to connect these rather lackluster characters to the original players of the show. It definitely made it a little more interesting. I was hoping that maybe Alejandro spoke English and he understood everything Sylar was saying to him. He obviously doesn’t trust him.
I’m liking the Matt and Nathan interaction. It’s nice to see two characters that I love in the same scene together. What’s also great is that they are both working together to figure out what’s going on with the murder of Hiro’s father and attack of Angela Petrelli. That’s what I loved about season one. All the heroes were coming together for a common purpose: to save the cheerleader and save the world. It was saved from the bomb, but now what?
Claire, why did they save you if all you’re going to do is fly with your new boyfriend? I liked West in the beginning but I just don’t see the chemistry between the two of them. The same thing goes for Peter and Kate.
However, the light at the end of the tunnel, I believe, is this story about the virus. The last moments with Peter and Kate arriving in future New York got me excited. All we need is for Peter to get his memory back. Then he can get everyone back on track to saving the world. If this “future” episode is anything like last season’s “Five Years Gone” then I will be one happy viewer. I just need to see Peter with his long coat and scar throwing people around again. I think I found the solution to the sophomore slump!
I’m still confused as to who exactly Kristen Bell’s character is. Any ideas on who her father is? My money is on Bob from The Company. How cool was that Nathan and Matt nightmare sequence? What do you all think of Monica the copycat? I actually like this new character. ‘Til next week.
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Posted by tube talk girl at Thursday, November 01, 2007 1 comments
Labels: Commentary With a Co-Ed, Heroes





