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Monday, April 23, 2007

Sanjaya on Letterman tonight

Sanjaya Malakar, the most recently eliminated American Idol, will present the Top Ten List tonight on The Late Show with David Letterman.

Malakar, known as much for his crazy hairstyles as for his questionable singing talent, became the Idol everyone talked about this season. Despite the lack of critical acclaim for his music, he remained on the show week after week, becoming one of the top seven finalists, before being voted off the show Wednesday April 18.

Malakar will try out his comedy talent tonight with Dave. Let’s hope he doesn’t sing the Top 10 list.

Catch the late show at 11:35 p.m. ET on CBS.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Dean Cain in CBS movie "Crossroads" tonight

I’ve been a little negligent in my Dean Cain news updates as of late, so consider this a small bribe to regain your favor.

Former Superman, Dean Cain, stars tonight in the TV movie Crossroads on CBS.

Cain plays a grief-stricken father whose wife and daughter are killed in a car crash, due to a reckless teenage driver. The story follows Cain’s character through anger, blame, and finally forgiveness. The movie was inspired by a true story. Peri Gilpin also stars as a ruthless lawyer.

This is a Hallmark Hall of Fame film, so bring plenty of Kleenex. Any families with teen drivers under their roofs should watch this film. It could just save someone’s life.

Crossroads: A Story of Forgiveness airs on CBS tonight at 9 p.m. ET.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Adam Brody on the big screen: In The Land of Women

Fans of The O.C., if you’re missing Seth Cohen or his portrayer actor Adam Brody, then head to the movies this weekend and watch In the Land of Women.

It’s a new film starring Brody and, wait for it…Meg Ryan. Yep, Seth Cohen meets Sally Albright. I’m giddy at the thought of it.

I don’t want to oversell this, but I’ve seen the trailer and several clips and it looks FABULOUS!

Watching stars who started on the small screen make it in the film world always makes me a little proud. I remember Brody early in his career on Smallville, as the telekinesis kid, Justin, who kissed Chloe and made Clark Kent crazy jealous.

Here is the official My Space Web page featuring Brody’s blog and a video clip message from him.

The film is hopefully in a theater near you, today, April 20.




Around the Web

If you’re addicted to The Office, then you have to check out this Web site. Every quote ever uttered on the NBC show is archived there. And you thought I was an obsessive fan.

For the first time in history, E!Online’s Save One Show campaign has netted two winners: Veronica Mars and The Gilmore Girls. Check out Kristin Veitch’s article explaining why, and pray that this poll has the power to keep Veronica sleuthing next season.

In direct contrast to E!Online’s Save One Show campaign, my friends over at BuzzSugar are asking fans to vote in a campaign to Stop One Show. Some of the shows on the list are ER, Ghost Whisperer and American Dad. No, The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll isn’t a choice. So far, C.S.I. Miami is leading the poll at 16 percent, followed closely by War at Home at 15 percent.

Jenna Fischer has a new interview in the May issue of Women’s Health magazine. She talks about posing nude, her friendship with “Angela” and why “Jim Halpert” can’t stop talking about me. (OK, so I made up that last bit.)

The TV Addict has clips from Monday’s all new episode of Heroes. Check it out.

Give Me My Remote has a clip from the return episode of Veronica Mars, scheduled for Tuesday, May 1 at 9 p.m. ET on the CW.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

American Idol: Good-Bya Sanjaya!

by Becky and Bethany

GASP…..A shocking night on American Idol! Well folks, last night was the big Elimination Night on Idol, and it actually happened; we said good-bya to Sanjaya.

Really, we swear we aren’t joking. America finally got it right.

The really sad part was that he actually looked surprised, devastated, shocked, horrified, annihilated, ravaged, etc. It pulled at our heart strings a wee little bit to see him break down and sob uncontrollably into the bear hug he received from Lakisha, whom we might also add was in the bottom two. But we got over it. Quickly.

Now we’re down to six finalists, and in the next month we’ll learn who will be crowned champion of season six on American Idol. Our predictions for Top Three are Jordin Sparks, Melinda Doolittle, and Blake Lewis. But you never know whom the American public will vote for.

Next week is “Idol Gives Back,” and we aren’t sure if there will even be an elimination night. If there is, we will be sure to fill you in on all the details.

We would like to end this by sending a message out to all the 12-year-old girls out there broken-hearted today because Sanjaya is gone: “Don’t worry little girls; he still gets to do the tour.”

By the way, why was Fergie singing on country night? Strange.

Until next time…

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The Bronx Bunny Show not for the easily offended

Photo: Actress Kelly Carlson with the Bronx Bunny and Teddy T

It’s crude. It’s crass. It’s lewd and lascivious.

Meet The Bronx Bunny, a new comedy from the Starz network that premieres tonight at 11:45 p.m. ET.

Despite that this show features two furry puppets, it’s most certainly NOT for kids. This isn’t Sesame Street, folks. If you are easily offended, then this one isn’t for you.

The Bronx Bunny is a foul-mouthed celebrity-struck rabbit, who somehow got his own talk show. He hosts it from his seedy apartment, along with his cranky, cigarette-smoking sidekick pal, a panda named Teddy T, who was once an inmate of the famous Bronx Zoo.

There is no topic these two characters won’t discuss with their celebrity guests. In fact, they take pride in the fact that the questions they ask to celebrities would never be asked on Leno, Letterman or Oprah.

The humor is adolescent, with plenty of bathroom jokes and sexual jokes. (Think South Park but with lots of F bombs.) The language is severe. Those two puppets have potty mouths that would make Tony Soprano blush.

The first guest to star is actor/talk-show host Howie Mandel. The running joke is about Howie’s obsessive-compulsive germ fetish. Filthy Teddy T makes Howie crazy, as does the conditions of the Bronx Bunny’s apartment.

Bunny and Teddy T are scheduled to unleash their questions on a list of other celebrities too this season, including Eric Roberts (Heroes); Kelly Carlson of (Nip/Tuck); Star Trek’s George Takei; Joely Fisher (‘Til Death); and Saved by the Bell’s Dustin Diamond.

American Idol: Something to talk about

by guest bloggers Becky and Bethany

Last night on American Idol, Sanjaya sang “Something to Talk About,” by Bonnie Raitt, in hopes that people everywhere would keep on talking about him. Well, people are talking, just not about him.

People are talking about the spectacular performance from 17- year-old Jordin Sparks, who made Martina McBride proud by doing a heavenly version of “Broken Wing.” We are with Simon on this one, Jordin just might take it all the way and win Idol. And there really isn’t any reason why she shouldn’t. She’s beautiful, funny, down to earth, and she can sing. Imagine that, an American-Idol-wanna-be with all the right stuff. Go Jordin!

Phil Stacy also brought his game up last night. His rendition of “Where the Black Top Ends,” by Keith Urban, was the right song for him. He sang it with heart, and he sang it well. Now we realize that in the beginning we weren’t big Phil Stacy fans, but now we hope he can last at least one more week.

Melinda sang a song that we’ve never heard before, but it didn’t matter. As always, her performance was outstanding.

Now for the low points: If you can believe it, Lakisha was one of the low points for us. She chose “Jesus Take the Wheel,” by Carrie Underwood. Frankly, we think she tried to out sing Carrie. She was too loud, and the song was a disaster. There isn’t any chance of her going home tonight, though.

Chris Richardson’s performance was poor, to say the least. As Randy put it, he was “pitchy.” He may go home tonight.

Blake did OK. It wasn’t our favorite Blake performance, though. It seems like he keeps picking songs that have basically the same melody. But he won’t be going home either. The girls love him.

I guess we should at least make a mention of Sanjaya’s performance. In short, it stunk. Bonnie Raitt probably choked when he said he was going to try and make her proud. And as for his choice of wardrobe this week, with his cute bandana, curly locks, and gold hoop earrings, he could actually model for the Mary Kate and Ashley line at Wal-Mart.

We’ll be back tomorrow folks with another Elimination Night recap!

Dancing With the Stars: Bye Bye Clyde

NBA star Clyde Drexler didn’t get enough votes to stay on Dancing With the Stars Tuesday night.

Can I get an amen? The gentle giant’s departure was long overdue. The 6-foot-7 athlete is no dancer.

Judge Carrie Ann called him the “worst dancer in the competition,” which seemed to shock no one but Drexler.

I give the guy points for trying, but this is a dance competition, and he’s just an awkward mover.

Billy Ray Cyrus seemed just as shocked that he wasn’t sent home, when the camera panned his face during the results. Cyrus apparently understands that he isn’t going to be king of the ballroom, despite how hard he tries.

Apolo Anton Ohno and his partner were the stars this week, scoring the first set of perfect 10s thus far in the competition. When this show started, if you told me that an Olympic speed skater would get the first set of perfect marks, I would have laughed. But there it is.

For the night’s entertainment, dancing alumnus Lisa Rinna returned to perform a song/dance number from Chicago, her new gig on Broadway.

It’s hard to say who will go next, but Heather Mills, John Ratzenberger and Cyrus are my guesses.

The fact that no one strong leader has emerged from the contest is perhaps the most surprising of all. I thought Laila Ali, Ian Ziering and Joey Fatone would be the Mario Lopez/Joey Lawrence of this year, bringing perfect performances every time. But it didn’t happen.

I think Len is right; the stars need more practice if they want to give us the standard of dancing we’re used to seeing. Or perhaps this crop of stars just isn't as naturally talented as those in the past.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Heroes meets The Brady Bunch on TV Land Awards Sunday


Photo: Kelly Ripa hosts the TV Land Awards

Marcia, Greg, Cindy, and the rest of The Brady Bunch — with the exception of Jan — are reuniting this Sunday for the TV Land Awards. (I guess she never got over that middle-child syndrome thing.)

The show kicks off at 9 p.m. on TV Land April 22 with cutie Kelly Ripa hosting.

The Bradys are receiving “The Pop Culture Award” for their classic TV show. Honestly, they deserve it. I dare you to find someone who doesn’t know the terms “pork chops and applesauce” and “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.” It can’t be done.

If The Brady Bunch doesn’t excite you, then how about the rest of the honorees? The Heroes cast will be in the house to accept the award for “Future Classic.” Masi Oka, Adrian Pasdar, Jack Coleman and other cast members are all scheduled to appear.

For those of you who loved Taxi, you won’t want to miss the show either. Danny DeVito, Tony Danza, Jeff Conaway and the rest of the cast will be on hand to receive “The Medallion Award” for their show.

Other highlights include the 30-year celebration of Roots, a tribute to Hee Haw, with performances by Willie Nelson and The Judds, and a long list of award presenters, ranging from Carol Burnett to Sharon Stone.

There will be plenty of familiar faces in the audience, too, including the Beaver (Jerry Mathers,) the Bionic Woman (Lindsay Wagner,) and Little Ricky (Keith Thibodeaux.)

For more information on the awards, including Kelly Ripa’s blog, visit the TV Land Web site.

If you’ve never seen the TV Land awards, then please tune in. It’s a lot of fun for TV fans. To further prove my point, check out this clip from the show last year when Grey’s Anatomy was named the winner of the “Future Classic Award.” Warning: Loretta Swit stars as Meredith, and you’ll never guess who landed the role of McDreamy.

Hilarious “Grey’s Anatomy” and “House” parody

I think we could all use a laugh today, and this should do it.

Grey’s Anatomy and House fans, check out this MAD TV spoof of these two shows. The actors playing Yang, Meredith, and Bailey, from Grey's, and Dr. House, from House, have eerily mastered the mannerisms of each of the characters. This is one of the funniest spoofs I’ve seen. Enjoy.

As always, hit play, or click here to check it out at YouTube.


Monday, April 16, 2007

See country’s best at the CMT Music Awards tonight

What do Martin Scorsese, Russell Crowe, Jeff Foxworthy, Luke Wilson, Bon Jovi and Martina McBride have in common?

Good taste in music.

All of those folks can be seen on tonight’s CMT Music Awards at 8 p.m. EST on CMT, according to a press release from CMT. The red-carpet-arrival show begins at 7 p.m. ET.

The awards show features an all-star lineup of performers and presenters and plenty of redneck jokes, courtesy of host Jeff Foxworthy. It is a fan-voted awards show, meaning that the people you think deserve the award may actually go home with it.

I’m not ashamed to say I love country music. And I contend that the “new country” i.e. Rascal Flatts, Big & Rich, etc. is pretty much the equivalent of the pop music we all loved in the '80s and '90s. But, I’m also a diehard traditionalist when it comes to country. Give me Johnny Cash, George Jones and Patsy Cline any day. Lucky for us, tonight’s award show has something for everyone, from the traditionalist to the modern-country lover.

Here’s a rundown of some of what’s happening on the big show and when you can catch it on repeat, if you miss it tonight:

Performers: Rascal Flatts, Kenny Chesney, Carrie Underwood, Martina McBride, Sugarland, Dierks Bentley, Keith Urban, Toby Keith, Bon Jovi and Hank Williams Jr. (I hope Underwood does that cheating song about slashing the tires. I love bad-ass Carrie!)

Presenters: Big & Rich, Blake Shelton, Randy Owen of Alabama, Barbara Mandrell, Jason Aldean, Josh Turner, Kellie Pickler, LeAnn Rimes, Taylor Swift, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Miranda Lambert, Paula Deen, Ron White, Rodney Carrington, and Ross “the Intern” Mathews.

Johnny Cash Visionary Award: The talented Kris Kristofferson is this year’s recipient. An on-air tribute package features Gretchen Wilson, Keith Urban, Luke Wilson, Martin Scorsese, Russell Crowe, Willie Nelson, and acclaimed producer Don Was. Singer/songwriter Rosanne Cash, the daughter of Johnny Cash, will present the award to Kristofferson. (I love Kris and think this award is overdue. Sunday Morning Coming Down is one of the best songs ever written.)

Repeats: The 2007 CMT Music Awards will re-air at the following times:
Monday, April 16 at 10:30 p.m ET
Tuesday, April 17 at 2:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., ET
Thursday, April 19 at 8:00 p.m., ET
Friday, April 20 at 10:00 p.m., ET
Saturday, April 21 at 4:30 p.m., ET
Sunday, April 22 at 1:30 p.m. and 7:00 p.m., ET

Show Recap: Tuesday, April 16, at 12 a.m. EST. CMT Insider goes behind the scenes at the 2007 CMT Music Awards for backstage interviews and red carpet styles, as well as show highlights and press room coverage.

Smallville Death: Please don’t kill Chloe!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

That screaming you just heard was me realizing that I have a serious problem when it comes to change. And when that change involves the death of TV characters I’ve grown to love, then I’m inconsolable.

The latest news from E!Online’s Kristin Veitch is that one of the main four characters on Smallville will not survive the season. That leaves us with these possibilities: Clark, Lex, Lana and Chloe.

Obviously, it won’t be Clark. So, who will it be? Veitch gave this clue: “It is someone who is most definitely a fan favorite. And I think you’re gonna freak.”

That clue has led thousands of online fans to believe that the grim reaper may be coming for fan-darling Chloe Sullivan, the only character not in the original Superman canon. Chloe was just discovered to be a meteor “freak,” and actress Allison Mack is most definitely a fan favorite.

A poll at Kryptonsite where readers can vote for whom they think will be taking the dirt nap has Chloe in the lead with a whopping 41 percent of the vote. Lana is next with 26 percent (yes, please take her!) and 18 percent of voters believe that someone will fake their death and not actually die at all. (That sounds like a Lex Luthor move to me.)

Whoever the dead man/woman walking is, this news is hard to swallow. Longtime readers know I have a thing for the young superman and his crazy krypto adventures, and that includes the entire cast. I can’t imagine Smallville without Lex, or Chloe or even, dare I say it, Lana. As much as I detest her character, the fact is she has played a role in shaping young Clark Kent.

Killing off one of the main four seems crazy to me. It’s like killing one of the Friends. Smallville has killed plenty of characters in the last few years. (Rest in peace Jonathan Kent and Whitney Fordman.) But to mess with the main four, seems particularly harsh.

I’m going to go against popular vote and say that if this death comes to fruition, that Lex is going to be the one to go. We know he meets up with Clark Kent much later in life, so perhaps he’ll fake his death and leave Smallville to embark on the road to evil. (Yes, he’s already got a good start.)

As for the Chloe theory, I think I speak for thousands of fans — if online message boards are any indication — when I say, “Please don’t kill Chloe!” I’m begging here. No, Chloe isn’t in the Superman canon, but that doesn’t matter. She makes Smallville interesting and helps Clark save the world each week. Despite that she isn’t Lois Lane on this series, she certainly feels like it to those who watch her.

In other words, to borrow a page from NBC’s Heroes campaign, “Save Chloe Sullivan. Save the World!”

Tom Selleck may be headed to “Las Vegas”

Tom Selleck fans, are you sitting down? Selleck is in negotiations for the role of the new owner of the Montecito Resort & Casino on Las Vegas, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

I know. I know. Simmer down!

If Selleck can work out a deal, he’ll be back on our screen on a regular weekly basis for the first time since Magnum P.I. wrapped in 1988.

If Selleck takes the job, I hope his character fares better than the previous Montecito owners. (A giant squid killed Dean Cain’s character and Lara Flynn Boyle’s character was blown off the roof.)

Las Vegas will be low on testosterone this year, as James Caan vacates his role as Big Ed. So, Selleck could fill the much-needed fun, tough-guy void that Caan is leaving. Caan is exiting the show to pursue his movie career.

If Las Vegas lands Selleck, then I applaud executive producer Gary Scott Thompson and his gang. They know how to cast. Cain was a fan favorite, and Selleck is, too.

Selleck has had recent notable guest roles on Friends and Boston Legal, but not a regular weekly gig, much to my dismay. In my Emmy column in 2004, I pondered why the TV folks weren’t chasing Selleck, as he caused quite a fan stir at the awards ceremony when he presented an award. Fans were screaming and whistling to such an extent, the poor guy could barely get through his dialogue.

Selleck would fit well with the fun-loving Las Vegas cast, including Josh Duhamel, Vanessa Marcil, James Lesure and Molly Sims. I’d be willing to bet that he might even bring in some new viewers.

For more Tube Talk stories on Tom Selleck, click here. (Yeah, I'm a little obsessed.)

Friday, April 13, 2007

FOX’s new show DRIVE is a race of adrenaline

by Jennifer Squires Biller

After watching DRIVE, you may just say goodbye to road rage.

In fact, you may sympathize with the next guy who cuts you off in traffic and find yourself asking, “Why is he driving like the hounds of Hell are nipping at his tires?”

FOX’s new show DRIVE offers up a possible explanation for those crazy, aggressive drivers: They’re racing for their lives, the life of a loved one, or in some cases, just the $32 million prize.

This show is a little bit The Fast and the Furious and a little bit The Amazing Race, but with its own unique story premise. DRIVE has fast cars, action, humor, drama and a good-looking talented cast.

And did I mention it stars Nathan Fillion? He plays the main character, Alex Tully.

The concept of DRIVE is that a diverse group of drivers are participating in an illegal cross-country road race that, apparently, has dire consequences for the losers. Some of the participants have been forced to race; others are there willingly, with the hope of winning the prize money.

Several TV critics around the Web already have proclaimed their love of the show, including Maureen Ryan at The Chicago Tribune and Kristin Veitch at E!Online. I won’t go that far. It’s not really my type of TV, but that shouldn’t deter you. If fast cars, action, and adventure are your TV crack, then you don’t want to miss this one.

Here’s the main reason you should at least take DRIVE out for a spin: Tim Minear.

Minear is a writing genius. He has thrilled TV fans with his work on Lois and Clark, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly and Wonderfalls. Honestly, if you told me that Minear had joined that dreadful Pussycat Dolls show, I’d be forced to tune in. That’s how good he is.

I won’t lie to you, though. I didn’t love this show the way I have previous Minear projects, such as Firefly and Wonderfalls. I found it a little hard to believe that the racers in DRIVE, who were coerced, didn’t head straight for the cops. (Yes, I know the two other aforementioned Minear shows included space travel and talking chotchkes, but that stretch of the imagination worked on those programs.)

As for DRIVE, no Tim Minear, I didn’t “hate it, in which case, the less said the better.” In fact, I think plenty of folks will enjoy the show, especially the male demographic.

TV fans will see plenty of familiar faces, beginning with Fillion. He plays a man forced into the race in an effort to find his kidnapped wife. Actor Kevin Alejandro, “Santos” of Ugly Betty, stars as a criminal bad-boy who meets his half-brother and sets out to prove something to his father. Felicity fans also will recognize actress Kristin Lehmen, who played Ben’s love interest Avery for a few episodes. Lehmen also starred on Prison Break and a number of other TV shows, before taking on the DRIVE role of Corinna Wiles. Wiles seems to hold the key to the secrets of the race. One of the funniest casting coups occurs when a leather-clad motorcycling couple takes off their helmets. I won’t tell you who the actress is, but let’s just say Lois and Clark fans will be squealing with delight.

In addition to those characters, the race participants also include new mother Wendy Patrakas (Melanie Lynskey), who is on the run from her husband; Hurricane Katrina survivors Ivy Chitty (Taryn Manning,) Leigh Barnthouse (Rochelle Aytes) and Susan Chamblee (Michael Hyatt) who are determined to start their lives over; and John Trimble (Dylan Baker), a conservative scientist who enters the race with his 15-year-old-daughter in an effort to be spontaneous.

DRIVE premieres this Sunday, April 15, on FOX. Check it out to see if it revs your engine.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Boston Legal’s Denny Crane discovers “The Secret”

If you missed last night’s episode of Boston Legal, you missed this classic TV moment: Denny Crane discovered The Secret.

The Secret is a popular book and DVD that puts forth the idea that if you want something, think it. Put the thought of it into the universe, and the positive energy through the Law of Attraction will help you achieve your wish. Oprah touted the “the secret” on her show, and it's been sweeping the universe ever since, garnering discussions on Larry King, The View and every other TV show imaginable.

I tried this myself, and funny thing; I’m still not on that Lost island with Sawyer. But hey, maybe the secret will work for Denny Crane.

In this clip, he decides to try out “the secret.” Hit play to watch the video or check it out at You Tube.

American Idol: Haley heads home, Sanjaya lives

by guest bloggers Becky and Bethany

Last night the votes were tallied, and Haley Scarnato was finally sent home.

It was about time, folks! Haley’s departure was way overdue. She was an OK singer, but she wasn’t an American Idol. She looked better than she could sing. She did do a decent job though on her departure song.

As for Sanjaya, he lived to sing another day. Enough said.

Jennifer Lopez also performed last night, since she was the “celebrity mentor” of the week. She was awesome and looked great. But not being of a Spanish decent, we couldn’t understand a word she said. “Jenny from the Block” was there promoting her new Latino album, and she did us proud. Go Jenny, Go Jenny.

Next week is country week on Idol, with “celebrity mentor” Martina McBride. If you’ve ever heard her sing, you know that none of the Idol hopefuls can hold a candle to her. She has a beautiful voice, and we’re eagerly anticipating her performance on elimination. We’re not, however, eagerly anticipating Sanjaya going country. Will he go for a mullet or a cowboy hat?

Until next week….we might be back.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Smallville’s Chloe hits the blogosphere

You know actress Allison Mack as Chloe Sullivan, the super-smart sidekick of Smallville’s Clark Kent. Now, you have the chance to get to know Ms. Mack a little better. She’s started her very own blog. (Chloe would be so proud!)

Fans of Mack can read her thoughts, listen to her favorite song, and view her personal photos at her relaunched Web site that features her blog.

The Web site has a fantastic new interview with Mack that should not be missed. She discusses the Clark/Chloe romantic relationship, what it’s like working with Tom Welling, and the ongoing online discussion of Metropolis’ miraculous geographic relocation near Smallville.

It’s no secret that I love Chloe Sullivan and have had nothing but praise for her portrayer. I’ve been touting her talent in this newspaper/Web column for more than three years. I know you guys love her too, as I get more mail about her Smallville character than any other, not to mention the thousands of hits on this Web site from people searching the “Clark and Chloe kiss.” So, go visit her site. Leave her a comment. Tell her how much you enjoy her character.

It’s the least we can do for the girl who helps save the world on a weekly basis.

American Idol: Will we ever be impressed again?

by guest bloggers Becky Tennant and Bethany O’Neil

Last night’s show was a big disappointment overall. In all reality, the entire show this season has been one big let down after another.

You would think that a show that brought us Kelly Clarkson, Fantasia, Bo Bice, Chris Daughtry, and Carrie Underwood, would have someone that “WOWED” us. But sadly, no. Last night, we were left with an emptiness in our guts, from the lack of passion and power. (OK, it could have been hunger causing the emptiness in our guts, but we're pretty sure it was the lackluster performances.)

Why didn’t someone sing a Selena song, something from Shakira, or even Ricky Martin? Come on, we know what She Bangs did for Idol before. It was such a disappointing night musically, and sartorially, that we’re at a loss for words.

Blake’s performance was probably the best of the night, and it was even mediocre, in our opinion. Jordin, LaKisha, and Melinda were all let downs. The show seemed to be more about how many Gloria Estefan songs could be crammed into the hour, than people showing off what they had vocally. We couldn’t even understand Haley’s version of Turn the Beat Around. (Don’t hate on us for that comment. We love Gloria Estefan, but there were plenty of other songs the Idol hopefuls could have sung.)

Chris Richardson did OK, but we just weren’t feeling the Rob Thomas and Carlos Santana vibe that the song Smooth usually gives us. Perhaps it’s time to drop the “I wanna be Justin Timberlake” persona? Maybe not, though. Rumor has it that Chris has been spotted hanging out with Lauren Conrad from MTV’s hit The Hills. So maybe, the Justin thing works for him in other areas.

Needless to say, the night was a colossal disappointment. And for the first time, Sanjaya was no worse then the rest of the contestants.


Haley should go tonight, but Phil might want to pack his bags too.

Until next time…

Friday Night Lights gets order for six more shows

It’s not a touchdown, but I’ll take it. NBC has ordered six more episodes of Friday Night Lights, according to TV Guide.

No, it’s not a full renewal notice, but it is an indication that the show is returning next season.

I suddenly have the urge to shake some pompoms and do a back handspring in celebration. If you won’t join me, then how about just a simple “Woo Hoo!”

Friday Night Lights has received plenty of critical acclaim, including the prestigious Peabody Award for excellence. But, it has failed to score the kind of ratings NBC wants. That has made TV fans, such as myself, nervous that this brilliant show would have its lights turned off prematurely.

The season finale airs tonight at 8 p.m. on NBC.

After the finale, head over to NBC.com to live blog with the show’s stars, Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton. Submit your questions for the stars by clicking on the previous link.

If you’ve missed Friday Night Lights, NBC has made it easy to catch up. The network’s Web site features full past episodes of the show.

Dancing With the Stars: Leeza leaves and Drew returns

Leeza Gibbons didn’t get the votes this week to keep her Dancing With the Stars.

Thank you, America, for finally getting it right. Gibbons’ stiff, awkward dancing should have earned her a ticket on the departure bus long before this. But, apparently her hotness and personality got her enough votes to outlast two of the more talented dancers.

Leeza’s departure wasn’t the big buzz of the night. Nope. Drew Lachey stole the thunder when he burst onto the stage, in full cowboy costume, during the Big & Rich song “Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy.” Any self-respecting DWTS fan remembers that incredible routine that Lachey and partner Cheryl Burke danced to when they won the competition two years ago. Lachey proved he’s still got it, as he joined Burke and the other dancers to strut his stuff. It made me realize just how lackluster this year’s performances have been thus far.

Judge Len Goodman said as much, when he began this week’s competition with a stern lecture to the contestants. He told them they weren’t putting in the practice required to give “10” performances and that his marks would reflect that. Apparently, one couple this week put in only six hours of practice, according to Goodman’s comments at TV Guide Online. Mario Lopez last year, was averaging 21 hours of practice per week, according to the TV Guide article. I guess practice makes a difference. That and, I’m guessing, natural dance ability, which Lopez, Joey Lawrence and Emmitt Smith seemed to have.

I still think Ian Ziering is the breakout guy to watch this year. Sure, Joey Fatone is the favorite, considering his boy-band dance background, but I think Ian could win this thing. Steve Sanders, don’t let me down!

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