Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with the Mother gang

If you’re not out drinking green beer tonight, then I’ve got another way for you to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. Why not spend it with Barney, Ted and the rest of the How I Met Your Mother gang?

The show returns tonight with an all-new episode that looks to be “positively delicious.” (For that joke to work you need to say it with the Irish Lucky-Charms-guy accent.)

In tonight’s episode, Ted decides to follow in Barney’s footsteps to celebrate the holiday. Will Barney be full of blarney? Will Ted survive or end up bolloxed? (That’s drunk for those of you who don’t speak Irish slang.)

The fun starts at 8:30 p.m. on CBS.