Prison Break package from T-Bag

You won’t believe what I received in the mail. It’s a bloody hand. More specifically, it’s the right, bloody hand of T-Bag, from Prison Break. He sent it to me for safekeeping until he can come back to get it. He also sent a note with a phone number to reach him, in case I need him.

That T-Bag, he sure knows how to get attention, doesn’t he? Or should I say the FOX publicity team, that put this package together, knows how to get attention? They deserve – wait for it - a hand, for this clever PR stunt.

I’m not sure what to do with the bloody stump, other than hiding it in my co-workers desk drawers so I can watch them squeal in horror. (Yes, it’s the little things in life that give me pleasure.) I could put it on ice. Or sell it on eBay to the highest bidder. Or I could wait for further instructions. What do you think, Tubers? I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t get on the bad side of a man so tough he can live without his chopped-off appendage.

Here’s the note from T-Bag. Be sure to call the number listed to hear a creepy, yet enjoyable, message from the man himself.





Prison Break airs on FOX Mondays at 8 p.m. EST.